"You are sitting on that computer all day."
I’m sitting on the chair.
I'd love to see myself from a boy's perspective
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
leedek: I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say...
codetlc: Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up. THANK YOU.
"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
nir33: “…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
When you forget someone's name
And instead of asking them what it is again, you’re just like
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your...
I hate posts that end with something like "85% of...
deliciousnesss: Bitch, show me your degree in Reblog Research.
When you sleep over at your best friends house,...
Whenever I log into facebook.
When you plug your charger into your phone
aalexiss: but hours later realize your charger wasn’t plugged in.
When someone mouths something to you from across...
Oh okay, you're older than me.
dinhtheresa: Does that make you cool now? Do you want a freakin’ award or something?